Everytime Killian said that in Iron Man 3 I thought about that awesome fic: “This time Tomorrow (When Were We)“ 

Which is one of the most epic fics I’ve ever read, so if you can, read it! 

(Not that anybody cares)

1. Pre-Slash,I don’t mind slow build but pre-slash without the following slash is just wrong. It isn’t like Shonen-ai or something is just: “if we continue this, there will be slash, but we won’t”. It isn’t even about feelings! they aren’t even in love yet. WHY?!
2. Clint Barton&Phil Coulson,I just don’t get it, if someone would please explain it to me, because it’s awfuly popular and I just… can’t stand it.
3. Kikyo (Inuyasha) because of reasons!.
4. Fucking romantic triangles.”Who will end up she/he with?” D:, the long ones you know, when you are actually years waiting to see if they end up together or not.
5. Tony Stark&LokiEven if it sounds hot as fuck. Why they tempt me!
6. Underage as a WarningI just don’t know any other country aside USA with 18+ consent. Everyone else is like, 12 (which uhmmmm not exacly right but…) or 14. I didn’t even know it was wrong before, since in my country was 12 a few years ago.
7. Stiles&DannyI thought about Teen Wolf was about Derek&Stiles, really xD I got into TW because of Derek&Stiles! So no Danny/Stiles for me.
8. Bitch-Sif.I don’t actually hate Sif, I just hate her when she is a mean bitch. (Which is like, 80% of the time in the fandom)
9. Promising Summary, not that awesome fic.It happens a lot in TW, a fic has a zillion kudos and promising tags and I’m like *_* “this is the fic I’ve been waiting for” and then I’m so disapointed! [Alpha Spikes and DILF are SO over rated! and Hide a Life War was awesome and perfect and deserves more love]  
10. x-1 chapters/ x chapters in total.  It says is missing just one chapter, and waht does the author do? stops updating. FOREVER.
11. Fics that update frequently and then just stop. WHY, WHY? They are just mean ;_; I know authors have RL and are busy people, but why wouldn’t they just tell us? “Sorry folks, I’m leaving this story forever” and would stop living with the hope of an update [Revelations man, Revalations updated every single week until I started reading it xD]
12. The whole sex in the end just becase.I’m not against sex eh! is just that, it gets kinda forced. It isn’t as hot as when it’s with feelings at the middle. I’m just saying it gets repetitive.
13. Dead links in the post. :/ What if the art was amazing? I’ll never see it.
14. M as E, and T as M.Explicit means explicit, and teen is teen. It’s not so hard. There are mentions of sex: T. There are descriptions of sex: M. There are EXPLICIT description of sexy timez and other stuff E. The same with violence, drugs  and fucked up situations.
15. OC character that just doesn’t fit.I used to read a Hetalia fic where the OC characters where too much, and the fic was good but the girl loved too much their OC and just had chapters only about hers OCs. :/. Stop trying to make it happen, is not going to happen.
16. Russia&America
17. Pregnant Sexy Times.Specially Mpreg Sexy Times. God, Why? It just gross me out.
18. Mpreg. Though in some fandoms I might even accept it.
19. Lack of logical homosexuality.Suddenly, everyone is gay (F/F & M/M) and no one even wonders about it.
20. The lack of Het awesome parings.In every fandom, is like Het isn’t fun anymore, and no one writes awesome het (with feels and pining and stuff), even gender bending one character is more popular that any het paring. None of the most popular fics is about an het paring in AO3. And it sucks even moe that no het paring gives you the feeling that a slash one does. (Thorki feels, Stony feels, Sterk feels, Jonhlock feels are way beyond)

long rant is  long.